i-effed-it-all-up:

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

top-model:

damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

royalwatcher:

Prince Harry today talking to a reporter about the news of his brother and sister in law, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s new pregnancy.
Guess being further in line to the throne doesn’t bother him that much!

mistitled:

*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*

“Make the first move, tell people how you feel, stop being so scared of rejection, stop feeling so engulfed with thoughts that aren’t even yours, and stop wasting your fucking time.”

what i needed to hear (via gaystray)

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

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